A Bitch, A Hag, And A Dummy - America's Hilarious Electoral Side Show

Just when the American electorate thought that Kamala Harris, defeated Democratic candidate for President, had receded far in the rear view mirror, she unofficially announced her intention to run against Donald Trump in 2028. 

Now, Harris didn't just get beaten.  She got trounced, no surprise to anyone except the most partisan Democrats who never looked past her 'I am a woman of color' campaign meme, ignored her ganglionic, impossibly convoluted, indecipherable speeches, and took her vacuous, presumptuous grasp of policy as kind and compassionate. 

Her Salem Witch Trial accusations of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanagh, vicious, ad hominem, excoriating charges were far and away beyond the usual lack of decorum and civility of Congressional hearings.  The woman was a harridan, a succubus, without a scintilla of respect, discipline, honor, or grace.  She was a holy terror, a battleax, a wailing, flailing wolverine, a honey badger without decency. 

The palace coup that she engineered to get rid of Joe Biden was again no surprise to anyone of both parties.  She saw that the old fool had lost his marbles, and she was there to shove him under the bus. 'The American people need strong leadership', she said when she assumed the mantle of Presidential candidate, and with Biden out of the way, she went on a tear. 

There was, however, no there, there.  No meat, no substance, no nothing.  From her first speech to her last, she was shown to be an empty bucket - a vain, mindless, ambitious woman with not a glimmer of sense about how to govern. 

And yet she is back?  How could that be? Hadn't the American public had enough of this intellectual fraud? And hadn't her fires been doused by such a decisive electoral defeat and the subsequent dissection of it?  The campaign was nothing more than 'I am a woman of color' and 'Donald Trump is evil', devoid of any policy, program, or initiative that suggested ability, intelligence, and respect for the American voter. 

Liberal American woman have seemingly not had enough caricature and lambasting. They ignore the images of fat, blue-haired, bellowing Karens seen everywhere and are energized by them.  Harris's crafted image of black righteousness and woman power is their icon, and they are lining up behind her.  2028 will be her year - their year - finally, and once and for all as the American republic becomes universally female. 

If Harris wasn't bad enough, Hillary Clinton, another entitled woman who was roundly defeated by Donald Trump and who ran a similarly presumptuous campaign of righteousness, has risen from the political dead and signaled her intentions to try again for the Presidency.  

Had she been elected, instead of ICE mayhem, the bulldozers razing the hallowed bureaucracy, caretake of the poor and disadvantaged, the misogynistic, racist, and homophobic policies, they would have had kindness, inclusivity, and compassion.  It is not too late. 

Hillary Clinton never understood that she was a devilishly unattractive woman - no less of a bitch than Kamala Harris, riding along with her on the lower rungs of likeability.  No one really liked Hillary Clinton. She, like Harris, was just a symbol of 'the time is now' feminism.  Who could like this loud, cackling, pushy arriviste?

It is only a sign of the Democrat bottom that she is even considering another run for the Presidency.  The Party can only come up with a fraud, a bitch, and an old hag and call it victory? 

If Harris and Clinton aren't bad enough, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, a Puerto Rican from the South Bronx slums and claimant to the mantle of 'woman of color' who has added ethnicity to the claim but who has nothing in her intellectual portfolio but identity, is also a pretender to the throne. 

'She is the reason why instructions are put on the shampoo bottle', said Louisiana Senator John Kennedy and nothing the woman has said has proved him wrong.  'Great news!', AOC shouts from a viral cartoon. 'My IQ test came back negative'. 

She aligned perfectly with her constituents.  Of what use was foreign policy to a little Puerto Rican woman from a poor Congressional district whose voters knew little more than rice and beans, hanging out on the stoop in the barrio, and drinking Cuba Libres?  She talked only of La Raza, the great Puerto Rican and Dominican people, and the wave of Latino power surely on the horizon.  

Gone would be the public housing blocks in the South Bronx, white-engineered concentration camps for people of color, and in their place would be elegant, windowed high-rises, even more towering and impressive than anything downtown.  Gone would be the pulperias and tiendas with empty shelves, and in would be Whole Foods and the myriad boutique groceries of the Upper East Side. 

This took no intelligence, no intellect, and certainly no knowledge of economics or economic history; so when tested on Milton Friedman, AOC was befuddled.  Her aides gave her helpful prompts. 'Free to Choose', one hinted, but the Congresswoman looked just as lost in the weeds as ever. 

'Ok, free to choose, but what? A pastrami sandwich?', and with that she slammed her fist on the retro-Fifties Formica counter of her kitchen, and shouted, 'Basta.  I am who I am'. 

'The triumvirate of stupidity', Senator Kennedy has said, referring to Harris-Clinton-AOC as 'a pile of rocks dumber than a stone quarry', and yet there are some liberal woman who would like to see all three ascend to the pinnacle of power.  President, Vice-President, Secretary of State in an all-woman cabinet of people of color.  

Even though forewarned, Kamala Harris can't help herself.  In a recent interview on MSNBC, she said, 'The time is now, for soon the present will be the future, and for those whose past is the present and always has been, the future can ever be'. 

'It's not starting off well', her unofficial campaign aide said to his colleagues in an open-mike aside. 'We need to shore up the dike', to which they all howled with laughter at the double-entendre; but given recent history the woman was not to be shut up. 

Hillary keeps banging on about Trump this and Trump that with not a scintilla of her experience as Secretary of State and Senator showing through.  She is still running on diesel fuel, Trump hatred, and woman power.  She smells AOC sniffing at her hems and Kamala barking away as the lead dog in the race, but can't seem to find the right position, the winning niche. 

Americans can only hope and pray that these woman disappear before they have to suffer more nonsensical abuse.  Down the oubliette, a trap door opened and shut before anyone notices; but that's just whistlin' Dixie.  Once bitten by the political bug, the virus is impossible to cure.