Janie Thomas was a Nervous Nellie, always was and always would be, or so thought her ambitious parents anxious that she should succeed where they had not. He, a bank teller and she a milliner's assistant wanted their daughter to rise above the herd, to be somebody of worth; and so it was with dismay that they saw their young daughter afraid of her own shadow.
No matter how they tried to get her to straighten out and take the bull by the horns, the little girl stayed in her room played with her princess dolls and plodded her way to school, to church, and the corner store. More than just shy, Janie was timid, afraid to walk under overhanging limbs with the certainty they would come down as she passed, worried that the cumulus clouds gathering in the west meant tornadoes, that the rattles and shake in her father's old Ford meant disastrous engine failure on the busiest highway in the state, that hearing her mother's cough meant that she would die, leaving her motherless and an orphan.
No one knew where this unusual fearfulness came from. Her older brother ran up emergency room bills thanks to his wild, untamed rides in up and down Southington mountain, got pulled in by the police for grotesque graffiti on the pillars of the Skyway bridge, failed every course at P.T. Ballard High School and rode the rails to seek his fortune in Chillicothe.
Janie's parents didn't want her to turn out like her brother, a social renegade and shame to the family, but wished she had just a bit of his derring-do, gumption, get-up-and-go, risk-taking. Instead as every year passed she became even more of a Nervous Nellie. The more she understood the world, the more she saw lurking dangers, intolerable risks, assault, abuse, and poverty.
Now, there were really only two options for a girl like Janie Thomas - keep on bumbling through life, afraid to look around corners, never going into closets at night in the dark, worried that the sky would fall; or harness her worries and do something about them. She had never intended to be a social reformer, a woman engaged in the existential fight for a better world, but the fit was perfect. After years of moral, physical, and emotional fear, she finally found her place.
Yes, the world was in danger of extinction, her climate change colleagues warned. Unless Americans were aware of the existential threat of rising global temperatures, the loss of polar ice, and the disastrous heating of the atmosphere, the earth's atmosphere would overheat and every living thing within it would incinerate.
Because of her childhood fears and innate conclusions that disaster was around the corner, she took such screeds and wild hyperbole as fact and vowed to march in the front lines and take on the capitalists, scientific naysayers, and backwater ignoramuses and teach them a lesson.
Given her peripatetic nature, and the bevy of worries and concerns that had plagued her all her life, climate change activism wasn't enough to bank the fires that burned within, that still gave her tremors and night sweats. The progressive canon was filled with to-do items, lists of horrible outcomes unless and until concerted communal action were taken.
The ghetto was rising as nastily as it had back in the day of Watts, Detroit, and Newark. Racism, black hatred, white oppression, and elitism were keeping the black man in chains worse than during slavery, Jim Crows, and segregation. He could not fight the good fight alone, and it was up to committed, empathetic, and determined women like her to join in the battle.
She fought on two fronts, and was as often seen in the teeming slums of Anacostia as she was on the picket line in front of the White House demanding climate sanity.
And then COVID hit, and every fiber of her timorous, frightened, quavering fear that she had thought tamed and submerged, resonated at a fever pitch. This indeed was The Big One, the Annihilator, the Last Judgment, the End of Days. As we know now the whole COVID affair was a big cock-up, the scam of century, a power grab by a little marionette who in the name of epidemiology shut the country down but whose real agenda was to extend the power and reach of government and create Big Brother.
However there were Janie Thomases everywhere, and general panic set in. People were scrubbing their fingers to the bone, sanitizing every kitchen surface, triple-masking, never venturing out, isolating thre mail and waiting three days to bring it in. J'accuse vigilantism spread throughout otherwise accommodating, tolerant neighborhoods; and once again, Janie thought she had found her calling. She had been right after all to worry about an extinction-level virus that would emerge from a Chinese poultry market, mutate, infiltrate, sicken, and kill by the millions.
She was first on the streets of University Park calling out neighbors who did not respect social distancing or mask mandates. She was ferocious, wild, and threatening, a whirling dervish of anger, resentment, and purpose. She became known as The Madwoman of University Park, modelled after her counterpart of Chaillot.
The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times. In ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic Corpus, which dates back to the 5th and 4th centuries BC. Plato's dialogue Timaeus compares a woman's uterus to a living creature that wanders throughout a woman's body, "blocking passages, obstructing breathing, and causing disease". The concept of a pathological wandering womb was later viewed as the source of the term hysteria,which stems from the Greek cognate of uterus, ὑστέρα (hystera)
In the 19th century physicians thought that the stress associated with the typical female life at the time caused civilized women to be both more susceptible to nervous disorders and to develop faulty reproductive tracts.
Up until the 20th century doctors treated hysteria by masturbating female patients to orgasm (termed "hysterical paroxysm"), and that the inconvenience of this may have driven the early development of and the market for the vibrator.
All those medical claims have been rescinded by what is considered a more modern, female-sensitive, New Age psychiatry, but hysteria remains, both as an individual pathology and national, collective one. Does the following sound familiar?
The hysteric personality is characterized by mental instability, superficial and excitable emotionality, capriciously changeable tendencies, and the capacity for completely contradictory behavior. Hysterics combine inferiority feelings with the need to attract attention, role-playing, and showing-off; they take the imaginary for the real and subordinate reason and will to emotional impulse. Their attitude to the environment swings wildly and they change from sympathy to antipathy instantaneously.
Another now discredited psychological assumption is the ancillary to generalized hysteria - post-menopausal hysteria, a condition in women caused by a reversal of fortune. What most defines a woman - her ability to become pregnant and bear children - is around the age of fifty over and done with. Most women take it in stride, a matter of course, irremediable and final; but many others are shaken to the roots. Their lives are over, done with. They are biological rejects, left on the evolutionary curb without their say-so.
This is what happened to Janie Thomas, a perfect storm of natural fearfulness and timidity, female hysteria, menopause and the validation of her most upsetting fears. She was a wreck and could barely function. She was worthless as a wife and mother, a supernumerary in the progressive struggle for social justice (women in The Movement were afraid of her and how her unhinged screeds and St. Vitus' dancing would sully good causes), and an increasing candidate for St. Elizabeth's, Washington's Hospital for the Mentally Ill, an old-fashioned insane asylum fashioned after Bedlam and Broadmoor.
How many women like Janie Thomas are in The Movement today? Judging by the frenzy, the maniacal demonstrations, the inchoate and mad expressions of outrage, and the totally consuming, corrosive, and destructive social behavior, they must be in the hundreds of thousands. The coming of the conservative wave has helped calm the waters. These women are being called out for 'Febrile Political Hysteria (FPH) but if Janie Thomas's experience is any indication, their hysteria is more systemic, harder to quiet, and a continuing nuisance.
Janie has disappeared, perhaps folded into the schizophrenic homeless on the streets of San Francisco, or secure in an institution more caring and understanding than the asylums of the past. Hysteria need not be permanent, the professional literature suggests; and with proper medication and counselling it can be controlled. Or she might simply be spent. All those wild, feral energies played out, leaving her empty but at least no longer a shrewish, unpleasant woman.







