Kamala Harris was the ideal candidate for the progressive era - the perfect storm of being a woman, the daughter of a black man and an Indian mother - and she flogged that trifecta to death. The American public was having none of it however, and rejected this shrill, garbling, entitled harridan.
Harris was the new uppity woman, confident of her privileged position of being a thrice victimized patriot. Of course her black father was an economics professor in majority white universities, and didn't have to act white because he subscribed to all the ethical and moral prescriptions of American success.
Her Indian mother was not a lettuce picker, a leaf-blower, or an enchilada street vendor but a proper, well-educated Hindu well assimilated into white Christian society. So her cries of victimhood were seen as hysterical posturing - a political hack trading on her trifecta but without a reasonable, coherent thought in her head.
Defeat is not something that a politician like Kamala Harris can consider, and so she keeps teasing the American electorate about a possible second run for President in 2028. She is unbowed, uncontrite, and unaware that she is perhaps the least able, the least desirable, and the least attractive candidate in the Democratic field ever. 'I am a woman for the ages'. she said in a speech to the Ohio Progressive Union in Chillicothe.
She banged on for what seemed hours speaking in tongues, barely decipherable but with intensity and passion. Hearing her speak was like watching a sound and light show, a carnival of clowns and mountebanks, banging each other with toy hammers, doing somersaults, and squeezing Clarabell the Clown horns. Sturm und Drang, sound and fury signifying absolutely nothing.
If there were more of a cipher on the political stage, it would have to be Dimwit Danny, the guy who opened and closed the shutters at Kamala's big events, chosen for his mental diversity.
'Daniel is one of my closest advisors', said Kamala in an MSNBC interview. Not in the traditional, political advisory role, of course, but 'the voice of the people, the forgotten, the dismissed, the undervalued'. When Danny was cornered, microphones in his face and pushed to answer how he advised the former Vice-President, he responded simply, 'I bring light and air into the room'.
Kamala was last seen with AOC - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the woman whom Senator John Kennedy (R-La) said is the reason there are instructions on a shampoo bottle, or who in a hilarious viral send-up, says 'Great news! My IQ test came back negative!'
She is a clone of Harris - an entitled woman of color, a Puerto Rican running on rice and beans, East Harlem tenement soul, the glory of La Raza and promises that La Lucha Continua.
She shows her teeth like a barnyard dog, but has no bite to go with the bark. She reads from prepared scripts which attack the Cabinet members who must testify before her committee, but then fumbles and squiggles when they refuse to be cowed by her bullying and retort with facts and figures.
'We are soulmates', she said when she and Kamala appeared together in Philadelphia. 'Soul sistahs', she said, doing a chicken-neck and a gang sign and smiling up at Harris. 'Bonded in bond with gold trim', the Democratic ticket for president in 2028, just the dyad America needs, a vacant duo, a cackling twosome of intellectual wannabees.
These women have the national stage because of their infamy (Harris) or because of a cafe-au-lait cuteness (AOC), but the other members of the cabal - Tlaib, Omar, and Pressley - are pretenders to progressive leadership.
The queen of the harem is Ilhan Omar, a Somali elected in a Muslim-prevalent district in Minnesota, likely a player in the multi-billion dollar Somali-sponsored fraud in that state, a tireless succubus, as airy and vacant as her political sisters, and a cipher.
The Palestinian bulldog Tlaib, Hamas shill and Islamic hegemonist, and Pressley, a good, solid ghetto mama fill out The Squad, that clucking hen party of Democratic women out for 'social justice and the consignment of Donald Trump to hell'
'Quite a woman!' (真是个了不起的女人) said Xi Jinping, President of China, basking in the international spotlight just having hosted Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin in the Imperial Palace, referring to AOC brought to his attention by a senior aide to prepare his boss for the Trump visit.
Trump said, 'Indeed she is', and both world leaders had a great laugh over the idiocy of the woman and the utter impossibility of the likes of her ever showing up in China. 'But what can I do?'.
Of course if in the unlikely event someone like AOC were ever to turn up in Beijing, she would immediately be clapped in irons and sent to some remote gulag. 'I have my ways'. Xi replied to Trump through an interpreter.
In a congratulatory call to Donald Trump after his 2024 election - despite the war in Ukraine - Putin shared with the American president his satisfaction at his victory. 'Where do these women come from?' (Откуда эти женщины), he said, referring to Kamala Harris, and the two adversaries apparently had a good laugh. 'I have gulags for them', Putin said to which Trump replied, 'I wish'.
When the conversation was leaked to the press, the Left was up in arms, their convictions about Trump confirmed. He was an autocrat in waiting, a Russian sympathizer, a racist bigot, and a misogynist ape. The President, nonplussed as always, replied, 'Well, who wouldn't be happy if that harpy weren't around?
There is a move in Congress to pass a law forbidding any foreign-born citizen to run for political office and to remove those that squeezed in under more tolerant Democratic administrations; and when asked, Trump said he thought it a good thing, although he added 'I would really like to send that idiot Ilhan back to Somalia, to the shithole country where she belongs'.
This caterwauling, pissy, uppity crew is American exceptionalism writ large - not a caricature, but an example of democracy gone badly awry. If this is what America has to offer to the world, then Putin and Xi have nothing to worry about.
Trump unfortunately cannot slam them into some South Dakota Indian reservation, but he and his colleagues can show them up for the demagogues they are. The American people already wise to their shenanigans will not put up with much more.
'Good riddance to bad rubbish', the President said.
























